I consumed too much wine, had an intensely amazing conversation with my mom, and realized that I need to try harder to really have a friendship with katie. (Btw I love you katie… also I’m drunk… not that that takes away from my confession of love, but whatever).
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
(Source: jourdonnais, via pretendthisiswitty)